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Ghazwan Al-Mukhtar
Baghdad, Iraq
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To: Eric Margolis
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Sent: Tuesday, July 23, 2002 1:46 AM
Subject: [iac-disc.] FWD: Saddam Fights Back !
Dear Mr. Margolis:
I congratulate you on the satirical piece 'Saddam Fights Back'. You have done such a wonderful job
that I could almost hear Saddam's voice speaking the words I was reading ! Bravo !
We hope that Bush will not invade Iraq, but if he should be so foolish, then the only thing left to
be said is:
Victory to Saddam! Long live Saddam ! May ALLAH give Saddam crushing victory over Bush's regime
of evil and its weapons of mass destruction !
I wish you Godspeed.
Shayhka Maulani Aeisha Muhammad
July 21, 2002
Saddam fights back!
How the Iraqi leader might reply to President George Bush's sabre-rattling
By ERIC MARGOLIS -- Contributing Foreign Editor
American President George Bush has been demanding a "regime change"
in "evil" Iraq, which he plans to invade. Saddam Hussein's possible
reply, from Baghdad:
"My fellow Iraqis, it's time for a 'regime change' in the United
States. President George W. Bush must go!
"Bush is a danger to Americans, and to the whole globe. America has
become a 'rogue state' that threatens world peace and stability. Oh,
my brothers, America is the nexus of evil!
"I have just ordered our intelligence services to help Americans
overthrow Bush and his evil clique. We are giving military training
and cash to the Hells Angels, Louis Farrakhan's Nation of Islam, and
the Michigan Militia. I've ordered our fearless agents to kidnap Bush
and bring him to Baghdad. If he resists, they are authorized to
shoot - in 'self-defense.'
"Defectors from America report the U.S. is the grandfather of weapons
of mass destruction: over 8,000 nuclear weapons, 31,200 tons of
chemical weapons, and enough biological warfare agents such as
anthrax, botulism, plague, Q-fever, and rap music to wipe out the
globe twice. The U.S. is the only nation to actually have used atomic
weapons, killing 240,000 civilians, and it is thinking about using
them again.
"Israel, which keeps threatening nuclear attacks on us and our
Iranian brothers, developed its secret nuclear and biowarfare
programs with covert American aid. So did Britain, France and India.
America is a major proliferator of nuclear technology. Back in the
1980s, when we were still America's ally, the U.S. supplied us with
the very chemical weapons and germ warfare stocks it howls about
today.
"Speaking of biowarfare, we all know how in 1991 the U.S. destroyed
our dams, reservoirs, water pumping stations, filtration plants and
sewage systems in the Mother of all Battles. After the war, the U.S.
refused to allow us to import materials to repair our destroyed
sanitary systems - even banning chlorine to purify our water. The
ensuing epidemics killed a million of our children.
"The U.S. refuses to allow inspection of its nuclear, chemical, or
biological warfare arsenals, or to destroy the nuclear warheads it
now possesses. Without inspection and destruction of America's
weapons of mass destruction, the world cannot be safe. Who knows, the
U.S. might strike at any nation that displeases it!
"Just last week, U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell warned
Washington 'reserves the right' to overthrow all regimes it considers
a danger. The U.S. is developing new 'mini-nukes' called 'Arab
busters' for use against Third World nations. Who's next?
"As for terrorism, we suspect the United States had links to Osama
bin Laden and his terrorists. After all, didn't the U.S. finance most
of the militant Islamic groups? The U.S. has sponsored terrorist
groups here in Iraq and in Iran, Libya, Cuba, El Salvador, Congo,
Nicaragua, Angola, Sudan and Indonesia. The U.S. tried to assassinate
Egypt's president, Gamal Abdel Nasser, Iran's Islamic leadership,
that crazy Khadafy in Libya, Gen. Adid in Somalia and, last, but not
least, my humble self. Our prisons are full of U.S.-sponsored
terrorists who sought to overthrow our glorious revolutionary regime
and murder its heroic leaders.
"Now, a crazy cabal of petro-imperialists, Israeli agents of
influence, fanatical Christian fundamentalists, Pentagon warmongers
and Bush's pit bull poodle, Tony Blair, are plotting to invade
beautiful Iraq. Then they plan to take their anti-Muslim crusade to
Iran, Syria, Yemen, Libya, Lebanon - and any other nations that
refuse to kiss America's feet. Bush's Texas imperialists are
determined to turn the world into a U.S. version of the British
Empire.
"The people in the Pentagon pulling Bush's strings know our beloved
Iraq has the Mideast's second largest oil reserves after Saudi
Arabia - perhaps the biggest, only Allah knows. Oil will soon be in
very short supply worldwide. Even George Bush Jr., of Texas baseball,
can understand this. America wants our oil. Watch out, Canada - your
water may be next.
"I'm also deeply concerned about the welfare of America's suffering
people. Their stock markets, accountant firms, brokerage houses and
investment banks were run by super-crooks who make Ali Baba's 40
thieves look like simple melon merchants. Some of Bush's pals
defrauded America's workers of their life savings, stole their
pensions, and may yet cause a world financial crisis. In Iraq, such
criminals would be shot and their families billed for the bullets.
'The Mother of all Lies'
"Now, after wrecking America's economy, the war party in Washington
is whipping up hysteria by fabricating tales claiming we intend to
attack America with all sorts of nefarious weapons. This is the
Mother of all Lies. We were proctologically inspected for seven years
by an army of UN 'experts,' many of whom turned out to be spies. All -
well, most, anyway - of our chemicals and germs supplied by the U.S.
and Britain are either destroyed or have become inert.
"President Bush is up to his ears in business scandals. November
elections are approaching. Remember that naughty girl, Monica
Lewinsky, who fired Bill Clinton's Scud missile? Clinton diverted
attention by bombing us. The Bush White House is trying the same old
trick, but on a grand scale.
"My heroic, democratic and peace-loving Iraqi brothers - it's time
for a 'regime change' in Washington!"
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Eric can be reached by e-mail at margolis@foreigncorrespondent.com.
http://www.canoe.ca/Columnists/margolis_jul21.html
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